KRIDLEY THE MINIBOSS OFFSPRING

You know Sidehoppers, Zoomers, and Wavers, and Zeelas.
You know Rios, and Mellows, and Rippers, and Geegas.
But thanks to a drunken night at miniboss hall...
We get the most hideous baddie of all....

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Kridley the miniboss offspring
Had some very tiny wings, (like saltines)
Prone to a good wave beam blast,
Or a bomb among other things. (Like a power missle)

All of the asshole Metroids
Used to laugh and call him n00b, (we'll fucking pwn you)
Without a purebred power,
What's a bastard child to do? (except for cut himself)

Then one night on planet Zebes,
Samus crashed her ship.
Wowed that Kridley spoke so well,
She invited him to come raise hell (no shit!)

Kridley took her to the 'troid hive.
All the 'troids could do wuz plea, (scree!)
With the help of a bounty hunter,
They all felt the wrath of a Kridley.